I love old-school L.L. Cool J, but man, this has to be the opposite of a love song. Who could possibly be wooed by these words?
But where you at? You’re neither here or there.
I swear I can’t find you anywhere.
Damn sure you ain’t in my closet, or under my rug.
This love search is really making me bug!
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“I Need Love” – the least romantic song of all time?
Posted in Celebrities, Hip Hop, Love, Other Stuff, Performers, Poetry, Songwriters on August 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart?
Posted in Celebrities, Comedy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Politics, Television on July 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, so this is a personal request, done late late late in the day. But can I ask why one of my personal heroes is a right-wing fuck, and has been for years?
Well, let me say this, I read the National Review cover to cover. Check in at Townhall.com every day. Check the Washington Times [...]
Elvis is still the King!
Posted in Celebrities, Elvis, Movies, Musicals, Performers, Religion, Satan's Favorite Bands, Soul Music, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones on January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know, I know, the Beatles were better at the music, the Beach Boys were better at major sevenths, Chuck Berry was better at the lyrics, and Little Richard was better at falsetto. Carl Perkins was better at being down-home, Billy Lee Riley was better at crazed-cat rockabilly, Buddy Holly was better at bringing pop into [...]
Blagojevich defies all reason and logic and appoints Roland Burris to replace Obama for Illinois’s Senate seat
Posted in Celebrities, Obama, Politics, tagged Blagojevich, Caroline Kennedy, horrible injustice, Illinois, Obama, Politics, stupid Democrats on December 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Arg! This makes me so mad! What good does it to do Blagojevich to appoint Roland Burris now, at a time when the corruption charges leveled agaisnt Blagojevich ensures his nomination will never see a seat in the Senate honored?
Former State Attorney General Burris isn’t a terrible choice, and he’s a choice that Governor Blagojevich could have [...]
Slade beats Simon LeBon at Christmas!
Posted in Bands, Celebrities, Christmas, Comedy, Glam Rock, Performers, Television on December 25, 2008 | Comments Off
It’s fifteen minutes until Christmas! Enjoy it the Slade way. From The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer…
The Haunted House of Horror
Posted in Albums, Bands, Celebrities, David Bowie, Ghosts, Movies on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
This is one of those films that you know kind of sucks but you still have to see. I usually hate spoilers, but I just have to say it: Frankie Avalon gets stabbed through his dick in this movie! There is a crotch stabbing, and the Big Kahuna gets it! And you also get to [...]
Milk and Sylvester and Neil Young!
Posted in Bands, Celebrities, Electronic Music, Gay and Lesbian stuff, Movies, Performers, Personal Shit, Politics, Songwriters, Soul Music on December 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I just saw Gus Van Sant’s Milk last night. Of course it was great and moving and sad and informative. And of course Sean Penn wowed us with his performance, even though we already knew it was going to be good.
But amidst all the drama and sadness and history, I got a little nugget of [...]
I don’t believe a Zappa on a Sunday!
Posted in Albums, Alice Cooper, Bands, Celebrities, Comedy, Other Stuff, Performers, Personal Shit on December 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I want to stress that I have had some friends who were uanbashed Zappa dorks. Like, people who would claim his version of “Ring of Fire” was better than the Johnny Cash version. Or who would sit around watching Zappa dick around on stage in 1983 with a bunch of drums and chimes. I am not [...]
Tycho Brahe is not a train set!
Posted in Celebrities, Musicals, Politics, Religion on December 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
my brotha, the Brahe!
Today’s re-discovery of the space-light phantasma-echo of Tycho Brahe’s supernova (originally discovered in 1572) has sent me into a whirlwind of post-mortem mania over Tycho’s total awesomeness! This is the Renaissance man for me!
Not only did he use meticulous observation (without a telescope) to determine that the stars were not fixed to [...]
Paul Simon needs to go suck his own nuts, but he’s too short to reach.
Posted in Bands, Celebrities, Performers, Personal Shit on November 19, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I was watching the Colbert Report tonight night, and his special guest was Paul Simon.
Colbert asked Simon about his book, Lyrics, which contains pretty much all of Paul Simon’s songwriting since 1964. But when Colbert asked Simon if there were any songs that barely made the cut, Simon immediately said, yes, “Red Rubber Ball” was not [...]
